Guess Who Stopped By?

I’ll give you a hint - they call him the “Lumpinee Assassin” and he’s a 2 time K-1 Max World champion.
Imagine my surprise when I walked out of my room about 3 days ago and saw the giant event poster promoting a fight between Buakaw Por Pramuk and Namsaknoi. If you weren’t aware, Namsaknoi is a 4 time Lumpinee champion himself and is widely considered to be one of the greatest Muay Thai fighters in the history of the sport.

Almost seems too good to be true, doesn’t it? I suppose the MMA equivalent would be if you were to walk outside tomorrow and see that a super fight between George St Pierre and Anderson Silva was set to place this weekend and it was all going to happen 3 minutes away from where you live.

Well, the saying “if it seems to good to be true, it usually is” held true tonight because what was marketed as a “fight” turned out to be nothing more than a 2 round demonstration. I actually paid the admission fee for this event too because it was a packed house (I’m usually able to get myself waved in without actually buying a ticket).

As for the actual demonstration itself, it left a lot to be desired. Buakaw and Namsaknoi just lightly sparred (without punches) for two short rounds. Actually, the wai kru they performed at the start lasted longer than the actual demo. Here are some of the highlights..

It’s not all that surprising when you think about it though. Buakaw is used to fighting in front of tens of thousands of people for a lot of money. He’s under contract with K-1 and he’s actually set to fight Andre Dida towards the end of the month. I sort of figured that the chances of this fight being real were slim to none but I also figured that it would make for an interesting post nonetheless.

Of all the fight nights I’ve been too, this one was by far the best - and not necessarily due to the fights either. What made it so good was the atmosphere. The place was packed and the crowd was going crazy! I watched a video before I came here - and I even had it posted on the site for a while - and it described the scene perfectly.

The gamblers - and especially the corner men - were going nuts and surprisingly, the most popular fights were the fights that I personally found boring. In these fights, the fighters would be tied up in the clinch most of the time and would be scoring with knees to the body - although the knees didn’t look like they were landing that clean.

Every single time a knee was landed - even if it was those weak, modified knee strikes that are strictly thrown for points since they land with the inner leg rather than the knee itself - the corner-men and entire Thai crowd would raise their arms in the air and yell in “ayyyyyy” in excitement.

To me, the hyped up reactions of the Thai’s were more exciting than the actual fight itself. Check it out..

As for Buakaw, I noticed that his management team were going through great lengths to monetize his popularity any way they could. They had a stand set up outside the stadium where they were selling extremely overpriced T-shirts and fight shorts.

At the end of the night, Buakaw was sitting out there at the merchandise stand for photo ops. However, if you wanted your picture taken with him, they were charging 300 baht for the privilege. They even went as far as to auction off the very shorts that he was wearing during the demonstration.

Usually when that sort of thing goes up for auction, it’s announced that the proceeds will be given to charity but in this case, no charitable donation was mentioned. I’m pretty sure they were selling the used shorts off his waist strictly to line their own pockets. As for how someone can have a man-crush on an athlete big enough to pay for their used, sweaty gym shorts - well, that’s a mystery to me.

I do have to say though that Buakaw seemed like a nice guy. Before the fights started, me and my buddy were standing outside the stadium when he first walked by and we saw him for the first time. Their weren’t that many people around at the time and the few people that were around didn’t seem to recognize him.

My friend took the opportunity to approach him and ask him for a picture. Buakaw happily obliged and of course, he didn’t ask for any money in exchange for taking the time to do so. He genuinely seemed like a nice guy which leads me to believe that the whole idea of charging for pictures and selling used shorts are just schemes cooked up by his management team to capitalize on his success.

Now, in an unrelated incident - I witnessed a huge fight the other night. I filmed the whole thing but unfortunately, I was approach by a bunch of Thai security guards and they asked me to delete the footage. Actually, the asked for my camera but I certainly wasn’t willing to hand it over so deleting the footage was somewhat of a compromise.

At the time, I knew that there were ways to retrieve deleted clips from a memory card so I didn’t bother arguing. So within the next couple days, I’ll find a good program to use to get the footage back and I’ll post the video and back-story here for you to see.

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Patong Boxing Gym Review

I came to this gym with the intention of staying for about a month but a month has now turned into two and it looks like I’m going to be staying for another. Of course, with this being my last month in Phuket, I’ll be training and reviewing at some of the camps I’ve missed - Sinbi, Rawai, J Prappa etc. So if you were considering training at one of the camps I’ve neglected, don’t worry - you’ll get your review.

The main reason why I don’t go live at one of the other camps - aside from the fact that I’m getting great training at the Patong gym - is the fact that the other camps are situated in isolated locations which gives the gym owners and nearby businesses a monopoly since they can jack up the rents as much as they want and still get foreigners that don’t know any better to pay.

For example, if you check out the Sinbi website, you’ll see that they’re renting out their private room for 22,000 baht a month. To put that into perspective, I’m currently paying 8000 baht per month where I’m staying now and I have air conditioning, satellite TV, wireless internet, king size bed, large washroom with hot water and to top it all off - I get my room cleaned for me on a daily basis.

At Sinbi - and most likely a lot of other camps - 8000 baht will get you a shared room without air conditioning and a bunk bed to sleep on. Now, if you’re only in Thailand for a short period of time - or if you have a loaded bank account and money isn’t really an issue for you - then overpaying for your room to stay on-site at a good gym might be worth it for you as long as the training is good.

But for me, seeing as how I’ve been here for about 9 months already, I have need to save money wherever I can. So staying right where I am in my nice, affordable room seems like the best thing to do at the moment. Not to mention the fact that the owner of the guesthouse I’m at is extremely nice and just the other night, she cooked me a huge dinner for free : )

So as for the training at Patong Boxing Gym, there a few things that make it a little different from a lot of other gyms. The sessions aren’t run at set times and in a group format. Rather, you can show up whenever you want between operating hours and from the moment you enter the gym until the moment you leave, you’ll be under the supervision of one of the trainers.

In other words, the whole thing is personal training - which is something that a lot of other camps in Phuket charge extra for. Also worth mentioning is the fact that the minimum amount of pad-time I get per session is 5 rounds - usually 3 rounds of Muay Thai and 2 rounds of boxing - although how you chose to split up your rounds is entirely up to you.

People don’t come to Thailand to kick the heavy bag for 8 rounds alongside a bunch of foreigners while waiting for a trainer to call you into the ring for a couple rounds of pad-work. If anything, the bulk of your time should be spent one on one with a trainer. If you want to kick the heavy bag on your own, you can save your money, stay home and just train in your basement.

As for sparring and clinching, you’ll get plenty of that too as long as you make it known that you’re interested in doing it. The training sessions are based around exactly what you want to do and you can break things down however you like.

Normally I get my 5 rounds of pad-work in but earlier this week I mentioned that I wanted to focus on sparring more so that’s exactly what I’ve been doing. A couple of the Thai trainers are fighting next week so I’ve been sparring with them to help get them ready. And speaking of the trainers, here’s some footage I took of a couple of them working their kicks on the pads..

The location of the camp is awesome as well. It used to be located in a congested area near the beach surrounded by a bunch of suit shops and “happy ending” massage parlours - which meant you got harassed and basically molested every time you walked to and from the gym.

Looking to expand, the owner bought some land and moved the camp up into the hills. It’s perfect actually. It’s a nice quiet area with clean air, a beautiful view, a cool breeze and a nice running path. It’s a distraction free environment but if you also have the convenience that accompanies living and training in Patong - which is the most developed beach in Phuket.

Here are some photos of the camp and the camp surroundings..

Prices and Accommodation

A single training session at Patong Boxing Gym will cost you 400 baht - which is more than what the camps in Pattaya charge but it’s right on par with the cost of the gyms here in Phuket. A month of training (twice a day) will run you 8000 baht and if you wanted to live on-site at the gym as well, a month of training AND accommodation costs 18,000 baht - which is approximately $17.50 USD per day.

The rooms aren’t what you’d expect from a Muay Thai camp either. They basically resemble standard hotel rooms. They have a fridge, wireless internet access, cable TV, private washroom with hot water, two beds and most importantly - air conditioning! Here a little tour of the room before the fridges were put in..

My Overall Impression

I’m sure it’s pretty clear that I recommend this gym. The facility is brand new and well equipped. The training is great (oftentimes more trainers than students) and you have the freedom to structure your workouts as you’d like. The prices are fair and the on-site accommodation is great.

And of course, the location gives you the best of both worlds. You’re in a nice quiet area for your training but you’re never inconvenienced since down the hill (just a short motorbike ride away), you have access to everything you could possibly need such as convenience stores, markets, shopping malls, restaurants, nightlife - basically anything and everything.

The entire staff is really nice as well. I train late in the day and I’m usually one of the last students to leave since after my session, I’ll usually stick around for a bit to kick the bag or lift weights. This is around the time when all the trainers sit down to eat and they always insist that I join them - even though I don’t pay for the food.

More often than not, one of the trainers gives me a lift down the hill and even if I try to pay him for the ride, he’ll just smile and say “no problem”, then drive off. Actually, now that I mention it, the trainer that usually drives me back to my room has had a lot of major fights.

He’s fought on TV from lumpinee stadium on several occasions I believe and he once won a million baht for his efforts. There’s a picture of him holding the big stack of 1000 baht bills up at the gym. I guess that’s why he doesn’t bother taking my money - he probably has more than I do anyway!

All in all, I can’t say enough positive things about the gym and my experience here. The only negative thing I have to say is that they’re not always on top of their emails so if you have any specific questions - and if you’re unable to get a quick response from them - just hit the contact button and send your questions to me. I’ve spent enough time here that I’ll more than likely be able to answer them for you.

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Patong Stadium & Ladyboy Muggings

I know, I know - it’s been a long time between entries. It’s been getting hotter here every day so I changed to a room with air conditioning but unfortunately, the internet connection here sucks. It takes me a couple hours to upload a minute long video to youtube and that’s assuming I don’t lose connection in the process.

I’ve also been working on some other projects because well, I don’t want to have to come home. I think I’ll go back to Canada for a visit, but I’d certainly like to have the option of staying or at least the option of coming right back within a couple months of being back at home.

Muay Thai has become a part of my lifestyle now. I can’t even imagine not doing it, or even going back to the Western style classes where random, inexperienced students are your pad-holders.

It certainly doesn’t take much money to live here - and live well - but the whole process has been taking longer than I expected. But hey, if what I’m doing ends up working, I’ll write out a “make money online” guide and just give it to you guys for free so you can just bounce to other countries to train as well.

So as for my training, I’m still at it 6 days a week at Patong Boxing Gym. I’ve spent a lot longer than expected here but that’s just because I like it so much. The location is perfect, the trainers are very technical, you get plenty of pad-work and everyone there is just so friendly. It’s actually a big family - literally. I’ll throw up an official review of the place soon.

Last night I went to another fight night at the stadium - which is about a 2 minute walk from my apartment. Two of the trainers and one student from the gym were fighting and they all won actually. One of my trainers was fighting and I was a little nervous for him since he never even bothered to train.

For the past two weeks leading up to the fight, I’d show up for training and before I started my pad-work, I’d ask him if he trained himself and his response was always the same - he just kinda smiled, laughed and said “no, no training”.

Anyway, to my surprise - and perhaps even to his surprise - he ended up knocking his opponent out in the first round. The guy threw a leg kick, my trainer caught it and just smoked him with a right hook. It was pretty sweet actually. I guess when you’ve been training and fighting your whole life, it comes naturally and you don’t have to train as much.

The whole fight card was pretty good. Lots of knockouts. There was a Thai vs. Thai fight and one of them got his knee blown out from a low kick. I was sitting up in the stands and even from where I was sitting, I could feel the power of the kicks. It’s hard to believe they were only 17 years old.

In another fight, one Thai guy backed the other into the corner and then just brutalized him with jumping elbow spikes to the top of his head. You never see that in MMA competition simply because well, it’s too dangerous and I’m pretty sure downward elbow strikes are actually banned.

Needless to say, the guy that was on the receiving end of the strikes dropped after the third one and just laid there motionless for a couple minutes - I thought they were going to have to bring out the stretcher. Luckily he was alright though and walked out of the ring on his own.

In my last entry - which was actually about a month ago (time flies) - I talked about how some drunk little Thai dude was following me on his motorbike trying to start a fight. Well, I haven’t seen him again since then and if he’s seen me, I doubt he’d even remember considering how hammered he was.

I did however run into a couple “ladyboys” the other night as I was walking back to my room on a deserted stretch of road behind the Jungceylon shopping center. I saw them ahead, walking towards me and I did what any heterosexual man would do when he sees two “tranny” prostitutes walking towards him - I walked to the other side of the road and hoped they wouldn’t follow.

Well, unfortunately they did. And so they approached my despite my obvious disgust. One of them - who looked like a fucking monster by the way - said “let me see” and tried to reach into my right pocket. It was either reaching for my money or something else - either way, it was getting access to either!

I just grabbed its wrist, twisted it a bit and said ‘MAI OW” - which means “no” in Thai. For some reason - whether you’re trying to shrug off pushy street vendors or fighting off trannies on dark stretches of road - speaking even the slightest bit of Thai helps a lot. I think it shows that you’ve been around long enough to be tuned into the local hustles - in this case, it was the lady boy pick-pocking attempts.

Anyway, when I grabbed and twisted its wrist, both of them kind of let out a gender-confused scream - or a yelp. I really don’t know how to describe it. Ladyboys obviously have to make an effort to disguise their manly voices but when it comes to natural reactions, they can’t really do it. Tickle them or twist their wrist when they try to jack you - they’ll sound like a dude either way.

And as for how I knew exactly what they were trying to do. Well, I came here last year and while I was here, I just randomly ran into a guy I went to school with - both elementary and high school. I was sitting at the bar (drinking water of course) and he just walked by. I had to do a double take but to my surprise, it was actually him. What are the odds, huh?

Anyway, later on that night we were walking down the street and every time we walked by some ladyboys, I’d be like “he likes you” just to mess with him. They would then approach and try to molest him while I just laughed it up - and took some pictures of course.

I had to dig this from facebook but look closely, the ladyboy is jacking his wallet. Neither of us noticed at the time but luckily he noticed his wallet missing about a minute later, freaked out and ran after them. When the ladyboys saw him coming, they just kind of tossed the wallet and scattered away.

So I’ve been at the Patong gym for quite a while now simply because, well .. I haven’t really had a reason to leave. It’s just so convenient and the training is great. But I know some of you are wondering about Sinbi and Rawai so I’ll be sure to check them out this week and throw up some reviews.

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